"All-Nighter"

Church

This is super boring! Church is so slow it seems like it will NEVER end. We are learning about this guy called Jesus. Apparently he's a pretty cool dude and he did tons of stuff. Just imagine what he would do today. He would change the world!

He would heal the deaf!

He would bring the dead back to life.

Or...

He would also cast out demons

"So that's what he would be like."

"Yep, Christina."

"I always wondered that"

"No you didn't!"

A Little Gassy

"So do you think you'll win tomorrow, Christina?"

"Well the competition will be tough but i got this!"

The next day, at the debate

For the rest of the year, I was called "Gassy," but I won the election and they even gave me a cool sash!

A Bunch of Baloney

Grounded again?! This is an outrage! All we ever did was mess with mom's make-up.

My sister Christina and I decided to stop listening to what our parents said because they were so unreasonable. So we're taking off, gone, never coming back. They'll regret ever grounding us in the first place.

We began packing our bags for the great escape. I had $5 and a bus pass but my sister...And we're OFF!

About 10 minutes into our journey, we came across a scary looking man sitting next to a cardboard box.

I layed on a bench with hope that I would get some sleep.

When I woke up I noticed that it was still dark out and my sister was standing over me.

Great. How were we supposed to survive without food?

Oh, wait. We have the money!" I said

My sister replied with, "Not exactly. I spent it all at the arcade. I used the tickets to get you a mood ring, though." She held it in her hand and I grabbed it. I then threw it with all the strength I had and hit a poor old lady who was getting onto a bus.

When we got on the bus we sat across from some shirtless dude that had several packs of bologna.